When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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