So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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