your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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