I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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