watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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