There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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