Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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