I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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