I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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