Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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