oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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