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(281): View more from Texas

Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.

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(281): Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table. http://tfl.nu/g0qe

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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?

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You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.

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(303): Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it? (509): You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge. http://tfl.nu/hjyd

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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.

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So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...

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(540): The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress. (703): So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then... http://tfl.nu/ildr

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(312): View more from Illinois

Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?

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(312): Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight? http://tfl.nu/82ga

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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.

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(505): Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why. http://tfl.nu/r7vy

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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars

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I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers

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(252): I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars (1-252): I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers http://tfl.nu/w67j

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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina

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(813): Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina http://tfl.nu/thir

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(909): View more from California

and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....

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(909): and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests".... http://tfl.nu/4e7u

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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.

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(813): So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges. http://tfl.nu/t5l6

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(540): View more from Virginia

AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA

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(540): AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA http://tfl.nu/16eo

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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.

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(706): they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking. http://tfl.nu/tfa8

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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.

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(651): Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid. http://tfl.nu/33yz

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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.

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(908): He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound. http://tfl.nu/kpce

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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.

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(304): It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town. http://tfl.nu/067f

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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.

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(718): I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best. http://tfl.nu/yss2

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