I got chris browned last night
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Dick very happy bro
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