i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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