halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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