So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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