wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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