Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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