Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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