living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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