when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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