you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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