she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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