There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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