You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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