u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have tasted many bathrooms
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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