Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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