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you win
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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