i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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