i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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