She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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