sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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