She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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