But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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