seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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