I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sponge bath it is.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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