I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
There's even glitter on my cock...
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