theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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