I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Oh god it's open bar.
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