one might say we're banned from that church
I should be sponsored by Trojan
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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