Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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