do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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