Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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