Non-Jews are for practice
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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