I looked at my own cervix.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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