haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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