its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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