Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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