Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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