What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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